Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry:
Albus:  Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry:  Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
Albus:  Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Albus:  Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry:  Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus:  Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry:  TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus:  Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry:  BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Albus:  Da—
Harry:  THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
  1. cracksmeup reblogged this from holymolyitsclare
  2. darthspongegar reblogged this from lettucemclove
  3. libera-la-luna reblogged this from funniest10k
  4. machiavellique reblogged this from harrypotterhumor
  5. a-leo-never-lies reblogged this from thisawkwardperson
  6. alovelybunchofcoconuts reblogged this from thisawkwardperson
  7. thisawkwardperson reblogged this from the-city-of-blinding-lights
  8. the-city-of-blinding-lights reblogged this from stuckinthismadworld
  9. clever-monkeeey reblogged this from aretenoire
  10. thatneuroticdykefitty reblogged this from fuckingvagitarian
  11. fuckingvagitarian reblogged this from all-i-do-is-watch-the-sky
  12. all-i-do-is-watch-the-sky reblogged this from spacewhore
  13. derelinquasme reblogged this from retrohearts
  14. retrohearts reblogged this from the-pattipill
  15. the-pattipill reblogged this from lifeonthelam
  16. rexydoodle reblogged this from magicisinourhearts
  17. blackbird315 reblogged this from thingsithinkarebeautiful
  18. dragoncharming reblogged this from nerds-are-in
  19. antibean6 reblogged this from courtneyann418
  20. anationofimagination reblogged this from lgbtlaughs
  21. interstellar-dreams reblogged this from darkenyourclothes
  22. interestingheadline reblogged this from lolharrypotter
  23. rowlingisqueen reblogged this from hogwarts-hipsters
  24. chamberofgallifrey reblogged this from didyougetmytext
  25. chrissietinaluv reblogged this from eastcoastecho
  26. snugglymuggle reblogged this from away2neverland
  27. callmelia reblogged this from musicinmyworld
  28. irefusetofindwally reblogged this from musicinmyworld
  29. modusoperandinextrung reblogged this from harrypotterhumor
  30. musicinmyworld reblogged this from cuhrizzma
  31. kuri-burimoose reblogged this from lgbtlaughs
  32. immigranteyes reblogged this from vexingly-verbose
  33. katattackish reblogged this from liqu1d-acid
  34. alessianicole reblogged this from liqu1d-acid
  35. sethrickowa reblogged this from akwarelki
home
about me
ask
extras

a Benevolent creator
ϞHer skeleton will lie in the laptop foreverϞ

creepers in the common room



Page 1 of 1