Yahoo, buying Tumblr will not make anybody use your search engine
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The sexual tension between me and the last slice of pizza
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if you’re emotionally scarred by tv shows, clap ur hands
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i dont care how unethical it is i want to invent a kitten that never grows and just stays in its little tiny cutie pie state forever
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— people who benefit from the way it is and do not want to change it any time soon and aren’t sorry at all (via babyslothie)
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- every U.S. president was really just one guy in many different disguises
- the sun is flat
- when played bacwards and sped up the audio from “bee movie” is the words to an ancient hunting chant
- birds are not real they are government spy robots
- the letter “K” does not exist
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Powerful Quotes on Minimal Design by Ryan McArthur
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Macaroni being made
are you fUCKING KIDDING ME
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I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed
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what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time
Oh my god
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